We're ready for the terrists

We followed David Paulison's advice and we've taped the windows, doors and fireplace and we're ready for the terrorists (or as GWB would say "terrists:")



GWB released this statement Sunday:

"You see we like to call Santa the Chimney Terrist. 'Cuz he sneaks down your chimney and steals your milk and cookies. He also leaves lumps of coal all over. We have to send the coal to the CDC for testin' which wastes taxpayer's money, which is why Walter Reed's a mess. We have to spend it on testin' coal. That money could be going to the troops but the Democrats waste it on Santa and his hijinks. Santa hates freedom and democracy. We will smoke him out."